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mrlabrador:

Chuck The Treasure Dog
Five Nights at Freddy’s fan-character sort of thing. He is a prize dispensing animatronic, sort of like a capsule prize machine. 
Introducing Chuck the Treasure Dog! Chuck is a happy treasure-finding dog that loves to find fantastic treasures for the kids! Just pop a token into his chest as payment and he’d be happy to give a wonderful treasure straight from his own personal treasure trove!

One afternoon, a child placed a token into Chuck’s coin deposit, but a treasure didn’t pop out! Crying, the child ran to his father, but Chuck could only say ‘Insert a token to receive a wonderful treasure!” 

Unable to return the token, or dispense a prize, the father struck at Chuck’s glass belly with a metal chair, spilling all of his treasures across the floor! Needless to say, Chuck tried to frantically retrieve his treasures, but no matter how many times he stuffed them back into his belly, they kept falling out… The Treasure Dog couldn’t understand why this had happened! He was in a frenzy, picking up treasures, toys, anything! Within the frenzy, he had grasped onto the customer’s child and began forcibly shoving him into his belly, through broken shards of glass. 
The manager quickly ran over and began bashing on Chuck’s head, shrieking, “NO CHUCK! DON’T DO THAT!! YOU CANNOT HURT OUR TREASURED CUSTOMERS!!!”

Treasured customers?
Treasured
Customers
…
Treasure?
Treasure Customers?
Treasure
TREASURE!!

Now, Chuck is hidden away in the backrooms of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, never to see anyone again. He still wanders around at night, searching for treasures to put into his belly. 
Always hungry for treasure, but can never be filled. 

mrlabrador:

Chuck The Treasure Dog

Five Nights at Freddy’s fan-character sort of thing. He is a prize dispensing animatronic, sort of like a capsule prize machine. 

Introducing Chuck the Treasure Dog! Chuck is a happy treasure-finding dog that loves to find fantastic treasures for the kids! Just pop a token into his chest as payment and he’d be happy to give a wonderful treasure straight from his own personal treasure trove!

One afternoon, a child placed a token into Chuck’s coin deposit, but a treasure didn’t pop out! Crying, the child ran to his father, but Chuck could only say ‘Insert a token to receive a wonderful treasure!” 

Unable to return the token, or dispense a prize, the father struck at Chuck’s glass belly with a metal chair, spilling all of his treasures across the floor! Needless to say, Chuck tried to frantically retrieve his treasures, but no matter how many times he stuffed them back into his belly, they kept falling out… The Treasure Dog couldn’t understand why this had happened! He was in a frenzy, picking up treasures, toys, anything! Within the frenzy, he had grasped onto the customer’s child and began forcibly shoving him into his belly, through broken shards of glass. 

The manager quickly ran over and began bashing on Chuck’s head, shrieking, “NO CHUCK! DON’T DO THAT!! YOU CANNOT HURT OUR TREASURED CUSTOMERS!!!”

Treasured customers?

Treasured

Customers

Treasure?

Treasure Customers?

Treasure

TREASURE!!

Now, Chuck is hidden away in the backrooms of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, never to see anyone again. He still wanders around at night, searching for treasures to put into his belly. 

Always hungry for treasure, but can never be filled. 

mrlabrador:

Chuck The Treasure Dog
Five Nights at Freddy’s fan-character sort of thing. He is a prize dispensing animatronic, sort of like a capsule prize machine. 
Introducing Chuck the Treasure Dog! Chuck is a happy treasure-finding dog that loves to find fantastic treasures for the kids! Just pop a token into his chest as payment and he’d be happy to give a wonderful treasure straight from his own personal treasure trove!

One afternoon, a child placed a token into Chuck’s coin deposit, but a treasure didn’t pop out! Crying, the child ran to his father, but Chuck could only say ‘Insert a token to receive a wonderful treasure!” 

Unable to return the token, or dispense a prize, the father struck at Chuck’s glass belly with a metal chair, spilling all of his treasures across the floor! Needless to say, Chuck tried to frantically retrieve his treasures, but no matter how many times he stuffed them back into his belly, they kept falling out… The Treasure Dog couldn’t understand why this had happened! He was in a frenzy, picking up treasures, toys, anything! Within the frenzy, he had grasped onto the customer’s child and began forcibly shoving him into his belly, through broken shards of glass. 
The manager quickly ran over and began bashing on Chuck’s head, shrieking, “NO CHUCK! DON’T DO THAT!! YOU CANNOT HURT OUR TREASURED CUSTOMERS!!!”

Treasured customers?
Treasured
Customers
…
Treasure?
Treasure Customers?
Treasure
TREASURE!!

Now, Chuck is hidden away in the backrooms of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, never to see anyone again. He still wanders around at night, searching for treasures to put into his belly. 
Always hungry for treasure, but can never be filled. 

mrlabrador:

Chuck The Treasure Dog

Five Nights at Freddy’s fan-character sort of thing. He is a prize dispensing animatronic, sort of like a capsule prize machine. 

Introducing Chuck the Treasure Dog! Chuck is a happy treasure-finding dog that loves to find fantastic treasures for the kids! Just pop a token into his chest as payment and he’d be happy to give a wonderful treasure straight from his own personal treasure trove!

One afternoon, a child placed a token into Chuck’s coin deposit, but a treasure didn’t pop out! Crying, the child ran to his father, but Chuck could only say ‘Insert a token to receive a wonderful treasure!” 

Unable to return the token, or dispense a prize, the father struck at Chuck’s glass belly with a metal chair, spilling all of his treasures across the floor! Needless to say, Chuck tried to frantically retrieve his treasures, but no matter how many times he stuffed them back into his belly, they kept falling out… The Treasure Dog couldn’t understand why this had happened! He was in a frenzy, picking up treasures, toys, anything! Within the frenzy, he had grasped onto the customer’s child and began forcibly shoving him into his belly, through broken shards of glass. 

The manager quickly ran over and began bashing on Chuck’s head, shrieking, “NO CHUCK! DON’T DO THAT!! YOU CANNOT HURT OUR TREASURED CUSTOMERS!!!”

Treasured customers?

Treasured

Customers

Treasure?

Treasure Customers?

Treasure

TREASURE!!

Now, Chuck is hidden away in the backrooms of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, never to see anyone again. He still wanders around at night, searching for treasures to put into his belly. 

Always hungry for treasure, but can never be filled. 

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

Its impressive that the state feels they need to send tanks against this.

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prrb:

please turn on the audio for this

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blua:

This point can never be repeated often enough.

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pristiqdelusions:

justyouraveragebearcub:

straightallies:

straightallies:

why do gay bears always say “woof” like isn’t that a dog sound? do bears also woof?

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bears confirmed for woofing

This upsets me.

omg it’s true

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consulting-space-hunter:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

parkour into your mommas lap, this is true love

consulting-space-hunter:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

parkour into your mommas lap, this is true love

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dbvictoria:

Dave Bautista takes the ALS ice bucket challenge up a notch.

(x)

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