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arnbrosia:

quickweaves:

THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE 

send this to all the straight boys in your life

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wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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My life.

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puffinpopsicle:

w-w-wolf t-tongues… ….. ………. …

puffinpopsicle:

w-w-wolf t-tongues… ….. ………. …

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hellishlyselfish:

sonicbillymays:

ikuzo-dattebayo:

Making this was so painful because i could only imagine what these characters would be like in smash

This is my favorite post of all time

JTG PICKS UP HIS PHONE

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thebigbearcave:

lixpex:

Best Of lixpex:

Once I moved in with Lars, he revealed to me that his training buddies at the gym weren’t just his training buddies: They were blood brothers in an ancient secret society of strongmen. And as a band of brothers, they shared everything.

EVERYTHING.

Submitting sexually to every one of Lars’ blood brothers wasn’t going to be easy. But it was a job I was more than willing to take on.

(Originally posted November 22, 2013)

omg the editorial on this sounds hot! BTW I am re-doing all the Gods of Icelandia trading cards so look for them!

touchingtennantshair:

thewaywardqueen:

jessiphia:

I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and their feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary. 

I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad. 

DO YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY BONES???

IN THE SONG SHE SINGS “FUCK THOSE SKINNY BITCHES- /NAH IM JUST PLAYING/ I KNOW YOU THINK YOUR FAT BUT EVERY INCH OF YOU IS PERFECT FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP’

SHE LITERALLY SINGS THATS SHES KIDDING AND SHE THINKS YOUR PERFECT

SO YH FUCK THESE COMMENTERS BECAUSE YH THERE MAYBE SOME OTHER ISSUES WITH THE SONG BUT IM NOT DEALING WITH PEOPLE WHO DONT LOOK UP LYRICS

DEAR SKINNY GIRLS COMPLAINING: I’M SORRY THAT WHEN SOMEONE FINALLY WROTE A SONG THAT TELS ME I’M BEAUTIFUL, IT MADE YOU FEEL BAD (EVEN THOUGH IT’S BODY POSITIVE FOR ALL TYPES). IT FEELS FUCKING AWFUL, DOESN’T IT.

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coachbear:

ghdos:

ayetheangelking:

ikantenggelem:

Comic crossover art.

So much awesome.

Grand Theft Auto: Gotham City sounds like the hardest shit ever though. I need Rockstar to hop on that real quick.

This is pretty well everything
Oh wait I don’t think there was any HP…

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twinkforbigmen331:

thedarkmatteralchemist:

penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

Betty White, last of the jedi.

WHO DID THIS

(Source: the-goldengirls, via ajaxafterdark)