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bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

(via bigbenalpha)

bevismusson:

I have always hated that attitude of ‘it’s awful because I’m a father/husband/son’. No, it’s awful and unacceptable because it’s awful and unacceptable.

(Source: -teesa-, via wilddude)

cosplayingwhileblack:

Characters: Breach, Sybil, Red and Royce.
Series: Transistor
SUBMISSION

cosplayingwhileblack:

Characters: Breach, Sybil, Red and Royce.

Series: Transistor

SUBMISSION

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

(via darkchakram)

ajaxafterdark:

deprendreunepause:

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Being gay and looking for dick in the olden days must have been really complicated

This was Growlr bata.

(Source: howdoulikemenowworld)

french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

(via habas)

Tough decision. #Destiny #Gym #KindaSick?

Uuuuuuck! #BuyersRemorse I can feel it already. Anyway, play with me!